things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.
Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.
They are the English majors.
They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
dan being gossip girl made more sense than the how i met your mother finale
Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier;
I have seen worse sights than this.
|—||Donna Tartt, The Secret History (via etida)|
MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR
wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
I hope this image out-survives all actual knowledge of what the internet was.
Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
sometimes I can smell it on them
|—||Emma Watson in WONDERLAND (via hermionejg)|