‘Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,’ said the other twin. ‘Once– ‘
‘A minute– ‘
‘Oh, shut up,’ said Percy the Prefect.
|—||Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (via skiving-snackboxes)|
WHAT KIND OF SHMUCK-ASS SYSTEM…
WHAT IS THIS, A JOKE?
should I make this for my birthday instead of a cake
When processed pastries are outlawed, only outlaws will have processed pastries.
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
|—||Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via morganmarguerite)|
They could’ve used a better picture for Scotland because that’s Glasgow and Glasgow is the best part of Scotland I mean
Hey! I got into one of the schools I applied to! He just wanted to talk to me and tell me more about the program.
More evidence of how Tom Branson has ruined me for non-fictional men.