‘Oh, are you a Prefect, Percy?’ said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. ‘You should have said something, we had no idea.’
‘Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,’ said the other twin. ‘Once– ‘
‘Or twice–’
‘A minute– ‘
‘All summer–’
‘Oh, shut up,’ said Percy the Prefect.
‘Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,’ said the other twin. ‘Once– ‘
‘Or twice–’
‘A minute– ‘
‘All summer–’
‘Oh, shut up,’ said Percy the Prefect.
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| — | Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (via skiving-snackboxes) |
Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.
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| — | Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via morganmarguerite) |
They could’ve used a better picture for Scotland because that’s Glasgow and Glasgow is the best part of Scotland I mean
